Plato Aristotle Heraclitus and Hypatia
Socrates Descartes Kierkegaard Anaximander
Jean Baudrillard Debandranth Tagore
They all gonna tell you what the fuck you're living for

Hegel Schlegel Huxley Francis Bacon Suzanne Langer
Edmund Burke Erich Fromm Aquinas Oswald Spengler
Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir
They all gonna tell you what the fuck you're living for

CHORUS
What the fuck / Just give me some kind of idea
What the fuck / It would be nice to have a clue
What the fuck / Maybe if some of you agreed...
Will one of you just tell me what the fuck we're living for

Berkeley Dennett Kripke Henri Bergson Mary Daly
Hofstadter McLuhan Rudy Carnap and Saul Kripke
Fredrich Nietzsche Walter Benjamin and Paul Ricoer
They all gonna tell you what the fuck you're living for

Jesus Buddha Lao Tzu Joseph Smith Moses Mohammad
Maimonides Paul Tillich Abelard and Zoroaster
Thich Nhat Hanh Luther and Swedenborg
They all gonna tell you what the fuck we're living for

CHORUS

Ferrando Zizek Nagel Chomsky Jameson and Chalmers
Haraway Hayles Luhmann Deleuze and Guattari
Derrida Lacan Jean-Francois Lyotard
They all gonna tell you what the fuck we're living for

You can listen to Ayn Rand if all you want is to be selfish
Peterson sez humans are just giant squishy shellfish
Do sez eat your pudding, leave your sneakers on the floor
Not sure they really know just what the fuck we're living for

CHORUS